I'm a Sassy Pants!

Yeah!

I am so excited! After months of reading , writing and commenting - my blog is sassy. As in The Secret's in the Sauce brand of sassy...Look over there on my side bar - and there on the other side - Yup, we're lousy with sassy sauce here at Swirl Girl's Pearls.

I am today's feature - so sit back, a little vino would be keeno (what the hell, it's four o'clock somewhere) , go here and enjoy (I hope).

Hubby Would

Hubby would ride the perils of Sea World's Flying Elmo on a 98 degree day just because.
Hubby would ask a stranger to take a picture of us in a gorgeous sunset.

Hubby would let his kids take him out for Father's Day brunch and he would pay for it.

Hubby would take a shot at me if he could really do it. Sometimes I think he'd like to do it without the big puffy gloves.



Hubby would dig the perfect hole for an hour just so our kids could jump into it - for a second.
And mommy could get this priceless picture.
Hubby would wait on line at Finding Nemo in Disneyland for 3 1/2 hours (seriously, that was a 3 1/2 hour wait for a 10 minute ride) just so he could see these smiles (look below)
yeah- these smiles = priceless.


Hubby would give his right arm for his children. He let's them literally beat the stuffing out of his right arm and laughs the whole time.



Everyone would love to give Hubby a hug and Hubby would let them.
Hubby would let his girls make him all fancy for the princess ball. You should hear him read Horton Hears a Who in all the Suessical voices. And, I wouldn't even play Polly Pockets with my girls, but Hubby would and has and will again!



Hubby would walk on hot coals - or cold wet rocks - for his kids.
Or me for that matter.

Honey Do? Hubby Do.

Happy Birthday David - I love you!

Why is it Called Labor Day When Everyone Has the Day Off?

Carbo loading for the duration of the game

or

Mom, I don't need that tissue anymore!

"Next time, remember to bring the travel pack of Kleenex"

or

How not to set a good example for your children.

Emily was so psyched to see herself on the Jumbotron , catch foul balls or see movie stars!
Who am I kidding - she was psyched for cotton candy, ice cream, and a hot dog. She said she would just drink water instead of soda because she thought she was getting too much junk today.

Field level tickets to the Labor Day Dodgers Game : priceless (thanks mr. vendor man)

Parking Pass to Labor Day Dodger Game: unbelievably priceless (front row parking)

Two beers, two Dodger dogs, two soft serve ice creams, one gigantic hot pastrami sandwich from Cantor's Deli (for two) one 16 ounce bottle of water, one bag of popcorn, cotton candy = $103.87

No shit. $8.00 for a Budweiser. And that is in dollars, not Euros. That's like $1.00 an ounce. There's only a few things that if they cost $1.00 an ounce , that would be a good thing. And two of them are illegal.